Javier Quote #18
Quote from Javier in Dead on A Rival
Javier: I was in a high-stakes poker game with a King-high Flush. So I bet my house.
Gloria: No, no, no, no, no. You're not living in Manny's room.
Javier: I won a year-long cruise around the world. I want you to set sail with me for the entire voyage!
Manny: What?!
Gloria: Absolutely not.
Manny: I should ask my gal at Nordstrom to pull some cruise looks for me.
Javier: Look at him, he's chomping at the bit.
Gloria: Stop setting me up!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Dead on A Rival’ Quotes
Quote from Javier
Manny: Hey, Dad!
Javier: There's my boy! [laughs] Whee! Someone has been wearing my custom-made cologne... Javier! For the man who wants to smell a little bit like a woman.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Today, our old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, is coming to visit. And he says he has a "big surprise" for me. I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel, but if they do, I'm going back to the '90s.
Claire: Ooh, to buy a whole bunch of Amazon stock?
Phil: No! I'm going to tell Felicity not to cut her hair.
Quote from Gloria
Javier: Gloria, dime... why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Gloria: I've sheltered him for too long. He needs something real that he can write about. Take him to the seediest bars, introduce him to con men. Let him taste danger. But not shrimp, because it makes his eyelid feel funny. [sees Joe putting on a hat] No, señor! The cycle ends here!