Alex Quote #371
Quote from Alex in The Prescott
Alex: Um... So, I got a few incidental charges from yesterday. $200 for Sugar Baby procurements.
Jay: Sorry.
Alex: Eight sliders and one coconut water?
Phil: He charged me for that?
Alex: $300 for a slide rescue. $40 fine for the non-wiping of stationary bike.
Mitchell: I barely sweat.
Claire: You're sweating right now.
Alex: A $150 fine for the non-return of leg warmers. And eight $100 Westworld entry fees?
Gloria: [gasps] Oh, my God. We left Cam there!
Phil: Oh, no!
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Prescott’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Claire: Honey, if you don't like my hair, I can change it.
Phil: What? I love it.
Claire: Maybe next week I can arrange a little rendezvous with a redhead.
Phil: O-Okay.
Quote from Manny
Jay: [aside to camera] Recently, I got a special edition Blu-ray of the best movie ever made, "Lawrence of Arabia." Word is, The Prescott has a state-of-the-art screening room with surround sound. Know what it doesn't have? Manny.
[flashback:]
Manny: Hello! I would've gone with a tracking shot there. I sure hope he finds a plot out there in that desert.
Quote from Jay
Higgins: Behold, our famous candy wall.
Jay: Hey, Sugar Babies.
Higgins: Yes, honey buns?
Jay: No, Sugar Babies. The greatest movie candy of all time.
Higgins: A thousand apologies. I will track some down for you straight away.
Jay: You wouldn't mind?
Higgins: Mind? Please. There is no greater joy than fetching something I've never heard of for someone I've only just met.