Cameron Quote #1318
Quote from Cameron in The Last Thanksgiving
Cameron: Alright. Dylan is on twin duty, so I'm gonna make sure you don't fall asleep.
Phil: I've been asleep for the last 10 years. Imagine finding out the plane crash you were in was no accident.
Cameron: Well, you're not alone. Jay did something very similar to me when Mitchell and I first got together. He "accidentally" bumped me with his car... a real car, not a... not a toy. [sprays Phil with water to keep him awake] I was pretty bruised up. I just... I just assumed it was because he didn't want his son with a boyfriend, but he thought Mitchell could do better. It was a-a bit of a shock. [sprays Phil again] Uhp... But then, once I became a father, I realized how protective you can be over your kid. There was a little boy on Lily's soccer team always teasing her, so at the end-of-the-season party, I may have nudged him face-first into a freshly fried funnel cake. [chuckles]
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Longinus
Longinus: Well, girl, come on in. Let's get you two drinks... one for each empty hand you showed up to the party with.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: Okay, we still need wine, cheese, flowers... Oh, we have to stop by the bakery.
Cameron: Yeah, and we need a hostess gift for Longinus' Friendsgiving party. You know, she does not look kindly on an empty-handed guest.
Mitchell: [sighs] It's too much.
Cameron: I know. But what do you expect from somebody who changed their name from Larry Jones to Longinus St. Germaine?
Mitchell: No, I mean this list. Okay, we're only making it to my dad's by 4:00 if we blow off the hostess formerly known as Larry.
Cameron: No! His party's my favorite thing about Thanksgiving! Like, when we all go around the table and say one thing we're thankful for not wearing this year.
Quote from Ronaldo
Mitchell: Oh! Hi, Ronaldo. What... Let me guess. Those are for Longinus?
Ronaldo: Oh, I would never get something this shabby for that judgy queen. No, my mom is in the hospital.