Gloria Quote #765
Quote from Gloria in Clash of Swords
Dr. Donna: Cameron, sweetie! I thought I heard your voice cutting through the joyless silence of this I want to say party, but I'm afraid it will sound sarcastic.
Gloria: You guys are friends?
Cameron: Uh, well, we go to the same blowout parlor, yeah. Wait a minute, did you pay for my Belizian blowout just so I would shout the details of Gloria's party so you could outdo her?
Dr. Donna: Oh, look at you catching on. Kids, sorry to wake you. But I'm gonna leave these wristbands here in case any of you want to come ride our roller coaster. The mechanical kind, not the emotional one you've been on since you came through these doors.
Gloria: Get out of here! [to the kids] Not you, not you, not you.
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‘Clash of Swords’ Quotes
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Jay: Just placed it. This used to be Schweinberg's department store. Wall of TVs over there. I almost knocked down the display of fondue pots when I saw they were letting Barbara Walters anchor the news.
Quote from Phil
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Phil and I are going to Hero-Con to indulge in our love of fantasy fiction. Um, I-I've always wanted to go, but i-it's a little nerd-forward, and I was always afraid my family would make fun of me. So I've asked Phil to keep it between us.
Phil: That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't ever Google that, by the way.
Mitchell: I already did.
Phil: This year, there's a panel, um, on our favorite show, "Clash of Swords." It's got a lot of graphic violence and female nudity, but that's part of its appeal to the fierce warrior inside every man.
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] Cam's sister's son is staying with us because, well, you know, she's back in jail.
Cameron: But she didn't do anything terrible. She just didn't understand the rules of her probation from last time...
Mitchell: When she did something a little terrible.
Cameron: But we're taking baby Cal back to live with my parents on the farm. Which is a good thing because he's not really a a house baby.
Mitchell: No, no, he's freakishly strong and off the charts size-wise.
Cameron: On the charts. 99th percentile.
Mitchell: He has two teeth and I've seen him eat a whole chicken.