Alex Quote #322
Quote from Alex in Spanks for the Memories
Alex: I just need your signature on my insurance form.
Phil: I told you to stay positive. How much fun is this gonna be?
Alex: It's really not about fun. It's gonna be a lot of hard work. The pressure's off the charts.
Phil: Well, that would explain the mental-health waiver.
Alex: The last undergrad they let into the program completely snapped. They found her wandering the Freedom Trail wearing nothing but her safety goggles.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Spanks for the Memories’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, you. What's going on? You, uh- You texting a boy?
Alex: Just figuring out my summer plans.
Phil: I remember the summer of my junior year. I followed N.W.A. on tour. Nebraskans With Accordions. This was before Polka Pete was brutally murdered, of course.
Quote from Claire
Sam: Okay, well I must say, you do look beautiful. You remind me of my first beard.
Claire: Thank you. I'm a lady in the streets and a freak in the spreadsheets. It's not a bad caption if you're still interested in using me in your magazine.
Quote from Joe
Joe: Daddy.
Jay: What are you doing up?
Joe: I can't sleep. Wait. You eat while I'm in bed? Is there a meal I don't know about?
Jay: A couple.
Jay: But you need to hit the hay, buddy. I need you sawin' logs until 0700.
Joe: I don't know what any of that means.