Jay Quote #1212
Quote from Jay in Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
Jay: Does everyone have a glass? I'm just giving my Thanksgiving toast.
Claire: Oh, come on, Dad, isn't it weird that every year you single out one person who somehow made you extra proud this year? Makes the rest of us feel like...
Jay: It's you, Claire.
Claire: Yeah! I knew it!
Jay: And you, Phil, and you, Mitchell. Actually, it's all of you. I know I get a hard time for stirring up competition in the family, but look at the results. Phil scoring with his new magic shop. Cam winning the big game. Claire winning the race. And Mitchell scaring away that burglar.
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‘Winner Winner Turkey Dinner’ Quotes
Quote from Mitchell
Mitchell: [aside to camera] There- There is a backstory. In the summer of 1984, inspired by "The Karate Kid," I went through a martial arts phase. When Cam brought those nunchucks home, it was just too much to resist. 30 years later, once again, it was time to sweep the leg.
Quote from Jay
Principal: You said some pretty harsh things to Mrs. Barrish.
Jay: In my defense, um, this banquet she's planning is not historically accurate. For example, I don't remember a tandoori chicken option at the first Thanksgiving.
Principal: We have children here from many ethnicities, and we try to make them all feel included.
Jay: Be that as it may, history does not record Pocahontas asking John Smith to pass the sashimi roll while Myles Standish helps himself to gluten-free huevos rancheros!
[aside to camera:]
Jay: After that, it got heated, and we got expelled.
Joe: "We"?
Jay: But they'll call. They need my check.
Quote from Phil
Phil: If I can't do this trick, my magic shop is gonna be the laughingstock of the mini-mall. And there's still a Blockbuster there.