Quote from Jay in Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
Principal: You said some pretty harsh things to Mrs. Barrish. Jay: In my defense, um, this banquet she's planning is not historically accurate. For example, I don't remember a tandoori chicken option at the first Thanksgiving. Principal: We have children here from many ethnicities, and we try to make them all feel included. Jay: Be that as it may, history does not record Pocahontas asking John Smith to pass the sashimi roll while Myles Standish helps himself to gluten-free huevos rancheros! [aside to camera:] Jay: After that, it got heated, and we got expelled. Joe: "We"? Jay: But they'll call. They need my check.