Mitchell Quote #769
Quote from Mitchell in Alone Time
Mitchell: No, no, no. Dad. No, no. Hey. You're turning into me.
Jay: How?
Mitchell: The fact that you stayed with that book at all, which is basically a love story between two men.
Jay: It's a buddy thing!
Mitchell: Oh, please! Buddies don't find that many opportunities to skinny-dip together. Every time they saw a body of water, it was off with the pants, splash!
Jay: Come on. You're just making it worse.
Mitchell: Oh, my God! Your hands! That's what your spa appointment was. You got a manicure.
Jay: It's because Gloria said that my hands were too rough. It was her idea.
Mitchell: Considerate, that's me.
Jay: Running from your family, that's me.
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Quote from Cameron
Gloria: It's a bad time, Cam. Turns out, it wasn't the allergies. I feel terrible. You shouldn't be close to me. I don't want to get you sick.
Cameron: Oh, gosh. No danger of that. I have the immune system of a horse. When I was a kid, I needed a transfusion, and there was a mix-up with the vials. I've contacted Marvel Comics repeatedly, but they don't seem interested.
Quote from Phil
Claire: So we're running away from home. I mean, i-i- Is that okay?
Phil: Yes. We live with three adults. We're basically landlords in an apartment building. We're the Ropers!
Quote from Jay
Jay: You said Cam wouldn't let you come. I thought it was safe.
Mitchell: Safe to what, steal my special day?
Jay: Well, you made it sound so good! The pool, the steak, no one to talk to.
Mitchell: Well, now we have someone to talk to. Thanks a lot.
Jay: Look, the place is gigantic. You do your thing, I'll do mine.
Mitchell: Oh, my God. Dad, you even stole the book that I'm reading.
Jay: When you were over at the house, I peeked at the jacket. I'm not gonna read something Larry King called "Crazy good"?