Cameron Quote #1024
Quote from Cameron in Finding Fizbo
Cameron: Where were you 20 minutes ago, and can anybody account for your whereabouts?
Senor Kaplan: Not that it's any of your business, but I happened to be in the photo booth taking some solos. I'm gonna use number three for my new passport.
Cameron: I would use number two. There's a twinkle in your eye. But I have a different theory as to where you were 20 minutes ago, and it would have given you exactly enough time to change out of a clown costume into your bowling outf- [screams]
Mitchell: What's wrong?
Cameron: Wha- No. No, no. I just saw I just saw Fi- Fizbo in in in the mirror.
Senor Kaplan: I don't know what's going on with you, Tucker, but in my culture, we like to call it loco en la cabeza.
Cameron: Okay, you know what? Knock it off. You're Canadian.
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[aside to camera:]
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[aside to camera:]
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