Quote from Alex in Finding Fizbo
Alex: 110 pages? What time are we supposed to get out of here? Claire: Oh, honey, you got a hot date tonight? Haley: Mom, don't be mean. Ignore her. [aside to camera:] Alex: I actually am in a relationship, but I've been hiding it from everybody because I have once again chosen somebody that is completely inappropriate. It's this older guy Ben. He works for my mother, and he lives with his mother. I'm like a moth to a flame if the flame is an underachieving man-child with a Tasmanian Devil tattoo on his butt.