Jay Quote #1127
Quote from Jay in Do It Yourself
Jay: I was gonna fix that, anyway.
Gloria: Ay. Like you were going to clean the gutter? Coach Gary did it already.
Coach Gary: It really wasn't a problem. I'm not afraid of heights, and I've got big hands.
Jay: Those are fun details.
[aside to camera:]
Jay: It's like the guy was trying to steal my life. I wish he'd shown up when I was married to Dede. I would have made him a key.
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‘Do It Yourself’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] Dunphy Tower: My first commercial real-estate development. I've been dreaming of building it since I was a kid, and now it's all happening. Well, minus the trampoline park on the roof and the tunnel to my best friend's house. I am still holding out hope for a fireman's pole that takes you to the parking garage.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] I don't know how I got stuck. I've been on roofs since I was 14 and discovered it was the best way to see into Ethel Burkin's bedroom. Older gal. 50s, I think. Today you probably wouldn't give her a second look, but this was before the Internet. It was either that or a Sears catalog.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay! Jay!
Jay: I'm up here.
Gloria: [to the heavens] Ay, Dios mío! Your time was too short!