Phil Quote #1430
Quote from Phil in Do You Believe In Magic
Claire: Hi, honey. I'm sorry I'm late. We had a whole incident [kiss] at the warehouse, a paint mixer blew up. Luckily I had these overalls in my office I could- Oh, you're mad, aren't you?
Phil: Mad? [chuckles] I mean, was this the best Valentine's Day we've ever had? No. Was it the worst? Yes. I gave you a great gift. I tried to surprise you at the office. You repaid the effort by making a reservation at a truck stop and dressing up like Tom Sawyer. But hey, maybe this happens to everyone, Claire. Romance fizzles. Magic dies. At least we can mark the exact time it happened to us, thanks to my new watch, which only a switchboard operator from the 1950s could keep wound.
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Quote from Sal
Sal: Fausta here can babysit Sammy and General Tsour over there. Sammy, tell your guncles hello like I taught you.
Sammy: Enchante.
Mitchell: What am I looking at here?
Sal: I'm raising him gay. Tell Uncle Mitchell what you think about those pants.
Sammy: Tragic.
Sal: Oh, it's sticking! [laughs]
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] I've got a crazy-good poker face, but I didn't love the watch. I'd been dropping these big hints about a pair of genuine Houdini handcuffs on sale at a local magic shop. They're from his famous Coffin of Cobras Escape of 1923. The trick was so shocking that women went into spontaneous labor and the men paired off in violent fighting.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Jay, this is not funny. I come from a very long line of overly sexy men. My cousin Ricardo, he had a sex addition.
Jay: You mean "addiction."
Gloria: Uh, yeah, sorry. He built an addiction onto his house for making love to his many girlfriends.