Phil Quote #1407
Jay: What are you doing?
Phil: I don't care what you do, but I'm going into that dance. I like to see the kids all dressed up and happy and trying to look older than they are. The first girl I ever kissed was at a high school dance. Huh. It was actually to "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." I guess that's why it was in my head. Let's just say the lion did not sleep that night. I was slamming Mountain Dews like a wild man.
Jay: Marsha Goulding. I had this huge crush on her. Finally got my nerve up to ask her to the Spring Fling. First dance, I was terrified. I'm tromping all over her feet. But as the dances went on, it got easier, and right in the middle of Sam Cooke singing "You Send Me," I went for it. I was just so surprised she kissed me back.
Phil: Well, you can't have your first kiss again, but you can have your next one right in there.
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Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Oh, my God, I hate pranks so much. Now I'm gonna spend the whole dance paranoid wondering what they're gonna do. Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna cry?
Mitchell: You're a clown. Isn't that mostly just pranking people?
Cameron: No, it is not. Clowns are loving and joyful. You know what? I was warned about this kind of ignorance.
Don't make me regret marrying outside the big top.
Quote from Phil
Phil: How about ice cream?
Jay: Too cold.
Phil: Coffee?
Jay: Too late.
Phil: Oh, wait a minute. I'm such an idiot. I forgot about the Clint Eastwood retrospective followed by the scotch tasting where famous athletes from the '70s tell stories about how life used to be in Youngstown.
Jay: Really?
Phil: No! It doesn't exist.
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Claire: We got to keep our eyes peeled for kids trying to bring alcohol in here. I cannot make it through this thing without a drink.