Phil Quote #1393
Quote from Phil in Thanksgiving Jamboree
Jay: He might have had a heart attack. We probably ought to do something.
Jerry: Oh, I saw some champagne back there.
Phil: It's the guy on the ground!
Pharmacist: Oh! Take the defibrillator, I'll call 911.
Phil: Guys, help me out. I don't know what I'm doing. I watch a lot of "Grey's Anatomy," but I fast-forward through the non-romantic scenes.
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‘Thanksgiving Jamboree’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] Luke somehow beat me in the election for president, and I still can't get over it.
Not to be hyperbolic, but humans are a decade away from fighting apes on horseback.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look, Joe. This is a goat.
Joe: [goat bleating] Ahh, I'm scared!
Gloria: No, no, no, there's nothing to be scared of. That's the way he says, "I love you." Of all the animals, this one is the one that sounds the most like an informer being tortured.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] I cannot have another son that is afraid of animals. When Manny was 5, he went to a petting zoo with a backpack full of truffle popcorn. By the time they pulled the pigs off him, [voice breaking]
he was only wearing one sock.