Phil Quote #1313
Quote from Phil in Man Shouldn't Lie
Phil: But if you're open to me getting a pet...
Claire: Yeah. Of course. Get a dog.
Phil: No, I don't want a dog. I want a cockatoo to take rollerblading. How cool would that be sitting on my shoulder my half shirt flapping in the wind?
Claire: You're not getting a bird.
Phil: Are you serious?
Claire: Yeah. People that have birds and walk around with them on their shoulders, they look ridiculous. It's obviously a desperate cry for attention.
Phil: Okay. Now I need some time to myself.
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Jay: Why would I want these people in my house messing up my poker game?
Gloria: Maybe you'll meet new friends.
Jay: We've been over this before. I don't want any new friends. I have the exact-right number of friends.
Gloria: Jay, your friends have been around since before the movies could talk. I don't think it's the worst idea to start getting some backups.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Dana, come with me to the kitchen while the boys get to know each other.
Dana: All right. Did you hear they're thinking of eliminating cursive at the school?
Gloria: All of it, or just the "F" word?
Quote from Gloria
Jay: Great. Now I'm stuck going to some boring charity event with Reece. You see what your mom got me into?
Manny: Jay, come on. Keep an open mind.
Gloria: All we're saying is give Reece a chance.