Phil: But if you're open to me getting a pet...
Claire: Yeah. Of course. Get a dog.
Phil: No, I don't want a dog. I want a cockatoo to take rollerblading. How cool would that be sitting on my shoulder my half shirt flapping in the wind?
Claire: You're not getting a bird.
Phil: Are you serious?
Claire: Yeah. People that have birds and walk around with them on their shoulders, they look ridiculous. It's obviously a desperate cry for attention.
Phil: Okay. Now I need some time to myself.