Jay Quote #918
Quote from Jay in Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
Jay: I've been you on this. When I was bogged down with work, your mother and I fought all the time. I mean, maybe not about ducks. I'm not a weirdo. But maybe he's mad at you because you're not around.
Claire: But I only took like two trips.
Jay: Just 'cause you're around doesn't mean you're around.
Claire: That's one of those loopy things mom would say.
Jay: I used to pretend that I didn't understand it, too, but I did. Why not just make some time for each other?
Claire: Maybe you're right. Oh, maybe I'll take him for a weekend up North, huh? What do you think?
Jay: Sure. Yeah. Or leave him. You're still attractive. Worked great for me.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Phil's Sexy, Sexy House’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Jay: [aside to camera] So, this year, we're surprising the family with a trip to Miami. The travel company needs everybody's driver's license to book the flight. That's where "sticky fingers" here comes in handy.
Gloria: Everybody has a bad cousin that teaches you a few things. Like how to smoke, how to pick-pocket, how to hot-wire a car, how to put tacks on your shoe when you want to throw off a-a lie-detector test.
Jay: Which cousin was this?
Gloria: I am the cousin.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [to Alex] Let me give you a hug goodbye. I cannot believe that you're already going to college. It seems like yesterday when you were a little girl reading at college level.
Quote from Alex
Claire: Oh, Alex!
Phil: Claire?
Claire: Reuben again? He wore a Batman cape to the first day of high school!
Alex: You're really judging me right now when you look like a hooker at Comic-Con?