Claire Quote #477

Quote from Claire in Rash Decisions

Claire: Have you ever thought of trying to be nicer at your regular job? I mean, I've had to learn how to balance being a friend and a manager. You could call it being a "franager."
Mitchell: But I don't have to, right?
Claire: Yes, you do. I am your boss. You have to do everything I say. Okay, all right, here comes Lucy. She's new, and dad wants me to talk to her about the way she dresses. He says it's distracting. Watch and learn. Lucy's about to get franaged.
Mitchell: Oh, good, it's a verb, too.

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Gloria: We have to get rid of Stella.
Jay: Slow down. We haven't decided anything yet.
Gloria: Yes, we have. It's what's best for Joe.
Manny: And for whatever it's worth, my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have more energy.
Jay: You took a three-hour nap yesterday.
Manny: I was tired from the marathon.
Jay: The "Downton Abbey" marathon?

Quote from Andy

Phil: Andy, 36 hours to the open house. You ready?
Andy: I was born ready. Actually, that's not true. I was two months premature, weighed three and a half pounds.

Quote from Jay

Manny: You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuffy since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before Stella. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E. Cheese for serving you from the right?