Phil Quote #1117

Quote from Phil in Rash Decisions

Andy: Teenagers, huh?
Phil: Yeah, it's been happening more and more, but it's natural. Kids that age want distance. One day, they're holding your hand so tight it hurts. The next day, they're eating the apple you kind of wanted.

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 ‘Rash Decisions’ Quotes

Quote from Manny

Gloria: We have to get rid of Stella.
Jay: Slow down. We haven't decided anything yet.
Gloria: Yes, we have. It's what's best for Joe.
Manny: And for whatever it's worth, my eyes have stopped itching, I can taste my food, and I have more energy.
Jay: You took a three-hour nap yesterday.
Manny: I was tired from the marathon.
Jay: The "Downton Abbey" marathon?

Quote from Andy

Phil: Andy, 36 hours to the open house. You ready?
Andy: I was born ready. Actually, that's not true. I was two months premature, weighed three and a half pounds.

Quote from Jay

Manny: You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. I've been a little stuffy since we got her.
Jay: You were stuffy long before Stella. Do you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E. Cheese for serving you from the right?