Luke Quote #305
Quote from Luke in The Big Guns
Luke: Oh, hey. I didn't see you there.
Tammy: Really? So is that your creepy twin brother who's been staring at me from the window for the last week?
Luke: Uh, I could lie and say "yes." You could pretend you weren't flattered. But why not just cut to the chase?
Tammy: What would that be?
Luke: Um... I could maybe touch something of yours.
Tammy: Sure, and I could maybe kick something of yours.
Luke: I like this tension. Very "Will they, when will they?"
Tammy: Go back to your room, little boy.
Luke: Got it. I'll see you from there.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Big Guns’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Jay: He's gonna do great.
Manny: Why wouldn't he? There's no one better than Joe, right?
[aside to camera:]
Manny: I'm better than Joe. At his age, I was counting to 10 in three languages. The bar is so low for that kid. Except when they play limbo. They hold it up so high anybody can get under it.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: If you went to the library why don't you have any books?
Lily: We read there. I read Clifford the Big Red Dog.
Cameron: I read Richard Chamberlain's autobiography. Did you know he did Hamlet in London?
Lily: Yes, I remember you telling me about that at the San Vicente branch of the public library.
Cameron: Okay. Why don't you go clean your room now, sweetie?
Quote from Phil
Phil: We need to finesse this, be nice about it. The last thing we need is some huge feud with our crazy neighbors. Movie idea.
Luke: I'll put it on the list. Comedy or drama?
Phil: Depends on casting.
Claire: There's got to be some kind of regulation about this. I'm gonna call the city.
Phil: That's a terrible idea.
Haley: No, a terrible idea is a movie about a guy who can fax himself places.
Luke: 'Cause you haven't heard the title, "Just the Fax Man".
Phil: Huh?
Alex: That water can't hit us soon enough.