Gloria Quote #500
Quote from Gloria in Haley's 21st Birthday
Haley: Okay, uh, the craziest thing I heard - and there is some competition there - is that you think this lady treats me like I'm an adult.
Claire: Wait, I-I do treat you like an adult.
Haley: You made me change my shirt two times before we left the house and force-fed me a cheese sandwich so I wouldn't get sloppy drunk.
Claire: No, that is just one woman offering another woman, uh, fashion tips and advice for casual drinking.
Haley: What do you know about fashion?
Gloria: What do you know about casual drinking?
Modern Family Quotes
‘Haley's 21st Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: When I grow up, I want to have kids. Well, first, I want a perfect husband. Someone who takes care of me. And then we're gonna make a baby. Which is easy. You just put eggs and tadpoles in a glass, and the woman has to drink it. Then, the woman and man kiss and jump on their bed. After a year, she pees, and a baby comes out.
Luke: Wow.
Alex: Oh, my God.
Manny: Okay, then.
Quote from Luke
Lily: So, do you know how babies are made?
Luke: Yep, and I'll tell you. But first, we're gonna need a pen and a bagel.
Lily: Why?
Luke: Well, you're gonna need to take notes, and I'm hungry.
Quote from Cameron
Mitchell: [aside to camera] There is a lot of pressure when one is a gay uncle.
Cameron: Or guncle.
Mitchell: Giving a gift to a niece as hip and chic as Haley.
Cameron: In the 10 years that we've been together, we've only missed the mark one time.
Mitchell: Yeah, when Claire told us what to buy, but we learned our lesson. Ignore Claire and trust our gay instincts.
Cameron: Or "ginstincts."
Mitchell: Too much.