Haley: Okay, uh, the craziest thing I heard - and there is some competition there - is that you think this lady treats me like I'm an adult.
Claire: Wait, I-I do treat you like an adult.
Haley: You made me change my shirt two times before we left the house and force-fed me a cheese sandwich so I wouldn't get sloppy drunk.
Claire: No, that is just one woman offering another woman, uh, fashion tips and advice for casual drinking.
Haley: What do you know about fashion?
Gloria: What do you know about casual drinking?