Claire Quote #448
Mitchell: [answering phone] Hey, Claire. What's up?
Claire: My fever, you orange jackass.
Mitchell: Oh. Okay. So, obviously, you have my cold now. Everybody's first symptom seems to be hate.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Cold’ Quotes
Quote from Manny
Manny: [aside to camera] I missed the first two days of culinary camp, so I was hopelessly behind on all reductions and meringues. You can imagine the nicknames. I thought "amuse-douche" was particularly cruel.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: [aside to camera] It went to my ears on our flight home. I may have moaned a bit. A crying baby complained about me.
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: [aside to camera] It gave me the vertigo. I was too dizzy for high heels. I had to wear flats. I don't know how people can walk in those things.