Phil Quote #1016
Quote from Phil in The Wedding (Part 1)
Phil: Wait. I-I thought you were taking me to the eye doctor. They said I'm not supposed to drive myself home.
Claire: No, no, no, no. I'm picking up Luke from his wilderness trip. Alex can take you.
Phil: That's a bummer.
Alex: Aww, Dad, I'm touched.
Phil: No, not because of you. I'd just rather pick up Luke. Than go to the eye doctor. I-I love spending time with you. Don't worry you're fun.
Alex: Wow.
Modern Family Quotes
‘The Wedding (Part 1)’ Quotes
Quote from Sal
Sal: Surprise! Guess who's on time.
Mitchell: Oh, my God! Sal, wow, you're pregnant.
Cameron: Congratulations!
Sal: Thank you. We're really excited.
Lily: You're huge.
Sal: Nice teeth.
Quote from Cameron
Cameron: Mitchell! Mitchell! Look at this. Do you think you could fit in there?
Mitchell: I'm not doing that.
Cameron: Then what am I gonna wear to our wedding? My black funeral suit? Is that the tone you want to set?
Mitchell: You wore it to one funeral. And you didn't even know Bea Arthur.
Cameron: I felt like I did.
Mitchell: I know.
Quote from Alex
Alex: [aside to camera] My dad would never admit this, but when he wants fun he goes straight to Luke. They have a weird connection. They're like Batman and Robin. Dad and I are more like Batman and Ruth Bader Ginsburg.