Jay Quote #645
Quote from Jay in A Fair to Remember
Derrick: Is it bad?
Jay: You're gonna be fine.
Derrick: Aah! I should have worn a vest.
Jay: Why is everyone just standing around?! Get this man a towel for his blouse!
Derrick: So cold. We were almost out. I didn't want it to end like this.
Jay: Don't you do that! It's not over!
Derrick: Listen to me. I need you to tell my wife what happened. Tell her it wasn't my fault.
Jay: You're gonna tell her yourself. She's standing right there, and she looks pissed.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Fair to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Andy: Found another one. I told you.
Haley: Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta.
Andy: Wow, I'm gonna chalk that one up to a lot of underage drinking.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Keep your eyes closed, and before you open them, remember that for 20 years, you have given me perfect, creative, thoughtful gifts. And every year, I have let you down. You're about to feel really bad, and I know that, because it's how I have felt every year. But, honey, it is not my intention, because I love you. Happy anniversary.
Phil: Oh, my God. Chinese acrobats?! Twenty years, China, you're brilliant!
Quote from Phil
Haley: [loudly] I sure hope Mom and dad are surprised by this anniversary breakfast we're bringing them!
Luke: I hate to walk in if they are naked.
Alex: Yes, that kind of image could haunt someone if she tries to sleep even years later.
Claire: Oh, relax. I think you're safe.
Phil: [clipping his toenails] Or are they?