Claire Quote #391
Quote from Claire in A Fair to Remember
Alex: Luke did this?! I was just trying to help him.
Claire: Help him do what?
Alex: My friend Sienna and I were trying to help him find this girl he has a crush on.
Claire: Honey, Sienna is the girl he has a crush on. Come on, haven't you ever seen the way he looks at her? It's same way he used to look at Halloween candy.
Modern Family Quotes
‘A Fair to Remember’ Quotes
Quote from Haley
Andy: Found another one. I told you.
Haley: Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta.
Andy: Wow, I'm gonna chalk that one up to a lot of underage drinking.
Quote from Claire
Claire: Keep your eyes closed, and before you open them, remember that for 20 years, you have given me perfect, creative, thoughtful gifts. And every year, I have let you down. You're about to feel really bad, and I know that, because it's how I have felt every year. But, honey, it is not my intention, because I love you. Happy anniversary.
Phil: Oh, my God. Chinese acrobats?! Twenty years, China, you're brilliant!
Quote from Andy
Andy: I hate to go all ballistic, but it has not been a pleasure meeting you.
Haley: Do you kiss your imaginary girlfriend with that mouth?
Andy: I do, but she's real. So, she's a real girl.