Phil Quote #802

Quote from Phil in The Future Dunphys

Phil: [on the phone] Haley, you are not quitting your job.
Haley: Where is this coming from?
Phil: It's coming from the future. Your future. And it ain't pretty.
Haley: I don't understand. In the future, I'm not pretty?
Phil: No, you'll hold up okay. But this path you're on, flitting from one thing to the next, it ends in a pile of ex-husbands and nicotine fingers.

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 ‘The Future Dunphys’ Quotes

Quote from Haley

Claire: [on the phone] Haley, I love you. If you don't want to work in that store, I'll help you find something you like better.
Haley: Is this reverse psychiatry?
Claire: No, honey. Actually, nothing is.

Quote from Lily

Lily: I want a cheeseburger.
Cameron: But this is a special soup called pho.
Lily: You told me not to say that word.

Quote from Alex

Alex: I need caffeine today.
Claire: You can have juice. How late were you at that party last night?
Haley: Oh, please. She snuck in at 10:00 and spent all night reading under the covers with a flashlight.
Claire: Alex, what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.