Quote from Phil in The Future Dunphys
Phil: [on the phone] Haley, you are not quitting your job. Haley: Where is this coming from? Phil: It's coming from the future. Your future. And it ain't pretty. Haley: I don't understand. In the future, I'm not pretty? Phil: No, you'll hold up okay. But this path you're on, flitting from one thing to the next, it ends in a pile of ex-husbands and nicotine fingers.