Phil Quote #751
Phil: Now what are you guys gonna do? You gonna have your mom go around and yell at all these people and burn a bunch of bridges? Or are you gonna talk to your Reubens, your Karens, your... lemon lady, tell 'em how you feel, appeal to their human side? The choice is pretty simple, huh?
Haley: So she's out all day?
Alex: I'll try her cell.
Luke: It's off. I texted her while dad was talking.
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Quote from Luke
Luke: [aside to camera] I accidentally called my teacher "mommy." My "friend" Reuben went around and told everyone. "Oh, hey, Reuben, do you remember that class field trip to the zoo when the zebra rushed the fence and you peed your pants?" I didn't tell anyone, not even on the bus ride home when he had to sit next to mom-- Ms. Bockman! Damn it!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Hey, kids. How was your day?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: I knew the answer to that question. I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems. I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist. That's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of killing with kindness because they'd never seen it. So I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a huggacidal rampage.