Mitchell Quote #353
Quote from Mitchell in When a Tree Falls
Police Officer: It's not your fight. So why don't you do us a favor, and come on down?
Mitchell: Because he's right, all right? That's the frustrating part. I-I've been sitting up here these past few hours, and this tree is beautiful, okay? And I-I can hear the squirrels dancing through the branches, you know, chasing each other, no idea what's about to happen. You know, this isn't just a tree. This is a home.
Construction Worker: Yeah, to, like, a hundred rats. They're all over this thing.
Mitchell: Well, that changes nothing. I will wait you guys out all night if I have to. [on the phone] Cam, you got 20 minutes, and I'm out of this tree. Terry, you wanna get ready with that hose?
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Alex: [aside to camera] Last summer, my sister took a totally humiliating photo of me. Then she posted it to Facebook and refused to take it down. It got 873 likes. Meanwhile, there's not one embarrassing photo of Haley. Even her mug shots were cute. Today, I get my revenge. One photo of Haley, dirty, sweaty, picking up trash like a criminal. It'll be my finest moment. In a few years, I hope to have some more friends and not have time for this kind of stuff.
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Manny: Look, I'm Mexico. Again. Does anybody care that I'm not from Mexico?
Luke: You keep saying that, but we've never seen a birth certificate.
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Gloria: Oh, I see what this is. You called Claire to babysit the stupid pregnant lady!
Jay: You're the one who called her.
Gloria: I did?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I called Claire. Gloria needs watching. She's got a serious case of pregnancy brain. Last week, I found a bar of soap in the fridge and a stick of butter in the shower. I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn.
Manny: Better than the toast I ate.
Jay: Yet you ate the second piece.