Phil Quote #518
Quote from Phil in Express Christmas
Phil: Ho, ho, hold up a sec. We're all free today. We've got four hours to shop, cook, wrap, get a tree. By tonight, we could be celebrating Christmas, right?
Mitchell: I guess we could do that.
Phil: Of course we can! Have you ever heard of Express Christmas?
Phil: No. No, you haven't, because I just invented it. Express Christmas, "T.M." It's when you can't have it on Christmas day-
Cameron: I got it.
Phil: And you have to scramble.
Jay: Get on with it! We're wasting time!
Phil: We're wasting time! Everyone in the house! We'll make a plan! Time is of the- oh! Ow! Hot! Hot! It's just too hot!
Modern Family Quotes
‘Express Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Luke!
Luke: At what?
Gloria: What do you mean, "at what"? I said "Luke."
Luke: I am looking.
Gloria: I know you are. Stay on the beams. Maybe it's here. [uncovers Barkley] Ay, dios mio! El diablo! It's back!
Quote from Haley
Haley: Uh, I have a party tonight. You promised I could go if I got a "B" on my test. I studied. I read stuff. What was the point of all that?
Quote from Gloria
Gloria: Look where you're going!
Luke: To open more boxes. Oh, you said "look where you're going, " didn't you?
Gloria: Yes.
Luke: Every time you say "Luke, " I think you're saying "look."
Gloria: I don't hear the difference.
Luke: It's not that hard. One is my name.
Gloria: Juan is not your name! Stop kidding around and look, Luke! Ay, I get it. "Look" sounds like "Luke."
Luke: Yes. Thank God. I've been carrying that one around for three years.