Phil: Ho, ho, hold up a sec. We're all free today. We've got four hours to shop, cook, wrap, get a tree. By tonight, we could be celebrating Christmas, right?
Mitchell: I guess we could do that.
Phil: Of course we can! Have you ever heard of Express Christmas?
Phil: No. No, you haven't, because I just invented it. Express Christmas, "T.M." It's when you can't have it on Christmas day-
Cameron: I got it.
Phil: And you have to scramble.
Jay: Get on with it! We're wasting time!
Phil: We're wasting time! Everyone in the house! We'll make a plan! Time is of the- oh! Ow! Hot! Hot! It's just too hot!