Cameron Quote #316
Quote from Cameron in Phil on Wire
Cameron: We're in here!
Mitchell: Oh, my God. These cupcakes are so good.
Cameron: I'm so sorry. We helped ourselves. We were so hungry. They are delicious.
Mitchell: I love that they're not too sweet, you know?
Cameron: Mmm. Mmm. They taste almost like pate. You know, I mean-
Lily: But why are you eating?
Cameron: We've been on a juice cleanse. You need to mind your own business, sweetie, for right now.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Phil on Wire’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Luke: Wait, Dad, I don't need a doctor.
Phil: What's up?
Luke: The other day, Uncle Mitchell brought over a bag of junk food so he and Cam could do a Jew fast.
Phil: Juice fast?
Luke: I'm pretty sure he said "Jew."
Quote from Claire
Claire: Hey, um, what the hell is this?
Officer Blevin: This zone is for loading and unloading, not for talking on the phone.
Claire: Yeah, I know, but I was talking on the phone to the school that my kids were about to come out of, so...
Officer Blevin: Are you aware this zone has a time limit?
Claire: N-no, I'm not.
Officer Blevin: Wow.
Claire: You know what? I do want to do some unloading. I know your type. Life has been bad to you. It has made you feel small. And then one day somebody gives you a fake cop outfit, a toy badge and a little spongebob tie. Suddenly it's payback time, right? Well, I got news for you, "Law & Order: Special Parking Unit," [rips ticket] not my fault.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: Jay, look at this. It's ruined. Stella did this. She chew on my shoe! You have to discipline that stupid dog.
Jay: I discipline her all the time.
Gloria: Oh, really? How? By buying her little cupcakes?
Jay: They're not real cupcakes. They're doggy treats in the form of cupcakes.
Gloria: Yeah, you should have told that to Manny before he ate one.
Jay: Oh, come on. His coat never looked better. [laughs]