Quote from Claire in Phil on Wire
Claire: Hey, um, what the hell is this? Officer Blevin: This zone is for loading and unloading, not for talking on the phone. Claire: Yeah, I know, but I was talking on the phone to the school that my kids were about to come out of, so... Officer Blevin: Are you aware this zone has a time limit? Claire: N-no, I'm not. Officer Blevin: Wow. Claire: You know what? I do want to do some unloading. I know your type. Life has been bad to you. It has made you feel small. And then one day somebody gives you a fake cop outfit, a toy badge and a little spongebob tie. Suddenly it's payback time, right? Well, I got news for you, "Law & Order: Special Parking Unit," [rips ticket] not my fault.