Phil Quote #410
Quote from Phil in Good Cop Bad Dog
Phil: Uh, girls, how about you clean your bathroom before you go? It'd really help your mom out.
Claire: Oh, no. It's not about what Mom wants. Your mom is cool, very cool with whatever. It's about what Dad wants.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Dad wants to go go-karting.
[back:]
Phil: I would really like it if you would clean your bathroom.
Alex: But my movie-
Haley: Why do we have to do it now?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Because Claire says so.
[back:]
Phil: Because I say so and because I'm your dad and I'm older than you and I call the shots around here.
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‘Good Cop Bad Dog’ Quotes
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Guillermo: Good morning, Mr. Pritchett.
Jay: How ya doin', sport?
[aside to camera:]
Jay: I didn't know who that was. I never do. At least once a month, I find a total stranger sitting in my kitchen. Gloria collects every kind of stray looking for work, money you name it. She's got a big heart. It's the one thing I'd like to change about her.
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Phil: [aside to camera] See? You don't need all the conflict. Note to Claire. If you want intense family drama, rent Spy Kids. They saved their parents' lives. You think they would've done that if they got yelled at all the time?
Quote from Phil
Phil: Sweet and sour chicken! Girls! Get back- Gotta fix that step. Girls!
Alex: Did he just yell? Drive!
Haley: I'm trying!
Phil: You girls get back here right now!
Alex: Pretend you don't hear him.
Phil: I know you can hear me!
Alex: Oh, my God! He's coming towards the car!
Haley: Oh, my God!
Phil: Stop this car!
Alex: We're sorry, Dad.
Haley: We couldn't hear you!
Phil: No more lies! You poked the bear, girls! You poked him!