Phil: Uh, girls, how about you clean your bathroom before you go? It'd really help your mom out.
Claire: Oh, no. It's not about what Mom wants. Your mom is cool, very cool with whatever. It's about what Dad wants.
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Dad wants to go go-karting.
[back:]
Phil: I would really like it if you would clean your bathroom.
Alex: But my movie-
Haley: Why do we have to do it now?
[aside to camera:]
Phil: Because Claire says so.
[back:]
Phil: Because I say so and because I'm your dad and I'm older than you and I call the shots around here.