Alex Quote #54
Quote from Alex in Regrets Only
Manny: You know, I stopped by the restaurant a couple times and she wasn't there.
Alex: When?
Manny: Uh, I don't remember. I was at the mall for a movie.
Alex: Think! I need details.
Manny: Okay. It was a romantic comedy my now ex-friend Reuben recommended-
Alex: Not about the movie. What day? Focus!
Manny: Okay. Uh, it was Tuesday. But I also ate there again on Saturday, and she wasn't there then either.
Alex: Oh, my God. I bet she doesn't even work there.
Manny: Then where's all this money coming from?
Alex: Do you notice how every single night is just under $60? Grandpa gave her $60 for her birthday. She's just hangin' around the mall all day flashing the same cash every night and fooling my parents into buying her a car.
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Manny: You keep this up, and this won't be the last plug I pull.
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Gloria: That's it! How is she supposed to see this? If you give me a message this tiny, I kill you.
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Gloria: That's it! You insult a woman's driving and you use the air bunnies. You do that to me and I kill you.