Phil Quote #362
Quote from Phil in Regrets Only
Gloria: Hold still. You can't move like that. It's like cutting the hair of a cuckoo bird.
Phil: I'm sorry. I'm just a little tense today.
Gloria: I knew it. Something happened. Because when somebody works in a salon, they know when someone needs to talk.
Phil: Actually you might be able to help me with this one. Claire and I got into a huge fight last night, and I'm not even sure what it was about.
Gloria: Was that why you didn't want to go to the mall with her?
Phil: No. That was more about a weird mall habit Claire has.
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