Claire Quote #149
Quote from Claire in Princess Party
Claire: Why does everything have to be so hard with you? Why can't you just be a normal, old grandma? You come in here It's some sort of sick game for you to just push people and push people and push people and see how far you can push them, until finally, look at me, you win! You win! I'm screaming at a princess party, Mom!
Phil: Claire.
Claire: I'm screaming at a princess party.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Princess Party’ Quotes
Quote from Claire
Haley: It's so unfair! You told me I could go!
Claire: I told you you could go if you got a "B" on your history exam, which you didn't.
Haley: I have a learning disability. The letters jump around on the page and appear backwards.
Claire: Honey, we had you tested, like, six times. Trust me, I was praying for dyslexia.
Quote from Jay
Gloria: "Once upon a time, there lived a family of bears. There was Papa Bear"- That's you, Jay.
Jay: Ah, okay. Let's see. [squinting]
Gloria: Do you want me to hold it and stand in the driveway?
Jay: "Holy mackerel, this is good salmon." I feel like they missed an opportun-
Gloria: [deep voice] Shh. "I don't want to eat the fish. They are my friends."
Jay: What kind of voice is that?
Gloria: I am a bear.
Jay: A bear? I was gonna get a crucifix.
Quote from Alex
Robbie: Yeah, well, I better get going. I've got an early morning run, celebrity client. Don't ask me who. Let's just say that if I'm late, I'll be in "jeopardy."
Alex: Who is Alex Trebek?
Robbie: Uh, he's a game show host. Why?
Alex: No reason.