Jay Quote #201
Gloria: Jay, I'll see you later. I think you know where.
Jay: Honey? You know what I was just thinking? You know how when people are in love sometimes they finish each ether's sentences? Like, um tonight we're going to-
Gloria: Have fun.
Jay: Yes. When we get to-
Gloria: -gether later.
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Gloria: Mm-hmm. Maybe last resort.