Luke Quote #54
Phil: Hey, buddy. How are you? What are you doing?
Luke: Keeping the germs off me.
Phil: You care about germs? I've seen you kiss a pigeon on the mouth.
Luke: My class is going to Disneyland in two days. I can't get Mom's cold.
Phil: Oh. Good plan. I remember this. My dad bought it during the Cuban Missile Crisis. I never got a turn in that. You think later I could-
Luke: Yeah, maybe.
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Jay: Resort wear.
Gloria: Mm-hmm. Maybe last resort.