Mitchell Quote #109

Quote from Mitchell in Earthquake

Mitchell: Okay, um, Pepper, this is a little embarrassing.
Pepper: I don't even want to hear it.
Mitchell: Cameron still has feelings for you.
Pepper: Go on.
Mitchell: Yeah, and it's just it's very hard for him to be around you especially at your magical brunches where you're just you're you're so magnetic. And then I see the way that he looks at you, and- Damn it, Pep- It just makes me so mad that I could just- [smashes Cameron's frog figure]
Pepper: Oh!
Cameron: Really?
Mitchell: Oh, you don't know the pain, Cam.

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 ‘Earthquake’ Quotes

Quote from Pepper

Pepper: Oh, boys. Boys, I can't stand that I'm coming between you. Not that I'm surprised. I admit I have noticed the stolen glances and the yearning in your eyes.
Mitchell: Okay. Well, you'll... You'll forgive us, Pepper, if we sit out your next few brunches?
Pepper: Absolutely. I would hate to lose you two. I've always thought of you as being like my-
Cameron: Sons?
Mitchell: Sons?
Pepper: Sons?! I was gonna say brothers. [scoffs; crying] It's like a house of pain.

Quote from Jay

Manny: Just one week. Can I go golfing with you?
Jay: I'm probably gonna have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway. Might as well be you.

Quote from Mitchell

Cameron: Oh, we're gonna die! We're gonna die!
Mitchell: We better not. If they find us in these outfits, it's gonna be very bad for the gays.