Cameron Quote #91
Quote from Cameron in My Funky Valentine
Cameron: Okay, well, this is unacceptable.
Mitchell: Oh, boy. Here we go.
Cameron: No, it's not that big of a deal. This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna shoot over to Great Shakes, get a table. Manny can reclaim the love of his life. You and I can get a couple Mudslides.
Manny: I don't know. Durkas is gonna be there. I've seen the kid do a pull-up.
Cameron: Hey, Manny, it's Valentine's Day. It's not the day you run away from love. It's the day you track it down, tie it up and take it home. Now, if we can pull this off, you and your little lady friend will be belly up to a ice cream counter having a milk shake with two straws. What do you say?
Manny: I like it.
Modern Family Quotes
‘My Funky Valentine’ Quotes
Quote from Dylan
Claire: Hi, Dylan.
Dylan: Happy Valentine's Day, Mrs. Dunphy. [hands Claire a rose]
Claire: Oh. Dylan, thank you. That is so sweet.
Dylan: You know, all women should look as tasty as you when they're old.
Claire: Huh. Conflicted.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Gloria and I are from different generations. And I won't lie- It isn't always easy. I mean, last week she thought Simon and Garfunkel were my lawyers.
Gloria: No I didn't.
Jay: It was a joke.
Gloria: I don't get it.
Jay: Maybe that's because there's no mallet.
Gloria: Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now.
Quote from Phil
Phil: Mind if I join you? I'm Clive. Clive Bixby.
Claire: Yes, I can see that. I'm Juliana. So, Clive, you in town for a convention, or do you just forget your name a lot?
Phil: Pretty kitty has nails. I like that. I'm in town for a trade show. I design high-end electroacoustic transducers. [takes out cigarette]
Claire: Wow, that is very specific.
Phil: It's a fancy way of saying I get things to make noise.
Claire: Hmm.
Phil: So, what's your story? Miss America Pageant in town?
Claire: You're a pretty smooth talker, Clive.
Phil: I'm pretty smooth all over. [lights up]
Waitress: Sir, there's no smoking in here.
Phil: Oh, that's fine. I'm not actually a smoker.
Claire: You're quite the Boy Scout, Clive.