Jay Quote #35
Jay: [aside to camera] Well, when I heard Manny wanted to fence, I was like, "Sure. Uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon. How can this go wrong?"
Gloria: And what do you think now?
Jay: I'm proud of our little Zorro. I mean, I worked with him a little. The kid's got skills.
Gloria: It's in his blood. His father was a master swordsman. He was an artist with his sword. I mean, the way he throws the sword- I mean, he was legendary.
Jay: You know, this nice moment I'm having with your son, you're kind of wrecking it.
Quote from Phil
Phil: [aside to camera] What does it take to make a great salesman? It's no big secret. You just follow the ABC's of salesmanship: Always Be Closing. Don't Ever Forget Great Home Ideas Just Keep Lurking Mostly Nearby. Often, People Question Realtors' Sincerity. Take Umbrage. Violators Will- Oh, shoot
Quote from Alex
Haley: No! No, no, no, no, no! Phone died!
Alex: No biggie. Your battery probably just statically defracticated.
Alex: It means you can recharge it with static electricity. Just rub it on your hair.
Quote from Mitchell
Cameron: [aside to camera] When Mitchell and Claire were kids-
Mitchell: This is interesting to no one.
Cameron: Excuse- Please let me finish. Thank you. When Mitchell was 10.
Cameron: And Claire was 13, they were competitive ice dancers.
Mitchell: Figure skaters. Oh, for god's sakes, I'll tell the story. Yes, my sister and I were actually a very good team. We were called "Fire and Nice." I was "fire," 'cause of the red hair. And Claire was "nice," because it was ironic and she wasn't.