Cameron Quote #4
Alex: Hey, where's uncle Cameron?
Mitchell: Finally, thank you, someone who's not insulting me noticed he's not here.
Jay: So, that's the big announcement. You two broke up. Well, a baby wasn't gonna help that, anyway! And you know, let me tell you, you'll be better off, because he was a bit of a drama queen.
Mitchell: No, no, no. Stop, stop, stop. You come into my house and you insult me and my boyfriend, who is, by the way, not that dramatic!
["Circle of Life" from The Lion King begins to play as the lights dim. Cameron walks out cradling Lily in his arms. He holds up her up as a spotlight shines.]
Mitchell: We've adopted a baby. Her name is Lily.
Cameron: Exciting!
Mitchell: Just turn it off.
Cameron: I can't turn it off, it's who I am!
Mitchell: The music!
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