Claire Quote #724
Quote from Claire in Daddy Issues
Claire: Ta-da!
Phil: Oh, my God. Our old apartment.
Claire: I know. I was noodling around on Airbnb a couple of weeks ago and it was just right there listed.
Phil: Unbelievable.
Claire: It's $85 for the night, $6 for our old favorite Arizona fish sticks, which you will smell warming right now $3 for the "Forget Paris" rental.
Phil: Aw, you even found cans of the wine we used to like. You completely nailed it.
Claire: I know. I really did! I did! I did! And it was the first time ever. And [sighs] I really want this feeling to last. Would it be weird if I asked you not to give me your gift until tomorrow?
Phil: You got it.
Claire: Yes!
Phil: In fact, I might, uh I might sneak off and trade this in for something really terrible just to seal your victory.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Daddy Issues’ Quotes
Quote from Phil
Phil: Box of chocolates. Count Chocula. Chaka Khan, conman, Isle of Man. "I Love Lucy," Lucy Liu. Lululemon, lemon peel. "Key & Peele," key chain! Novelty key chain?! No! No!
Quote from Phil
Phil: Mm. I mean, finding a gift that has all three is challenging, but here's the thing. Bad ideas aren't your enemy. In fact, sometimes if you free-associate from the bad ideas, you discover great ones. Let's try it.
Sales Associate: Sir, would you like a bonsai tree?
Phil: Novelty key chain. First thing that popped into the noodle. It's terrible. Let's see what that key unlocks. Novelty key chain. Novelty lock. Loch Ness Monster. Monster bike. Bike lock. Padlock. Mouse pad. Novelty mouse pad! Novelty key chain! What just happened?
Quote from Phil
Phil: If I don't care that it mops, dusts, squeegees, and lights up, would I care that Stacey Keach says it's the last cleaning tool you'll ever need?