Claire: Ta-da!
Phil: Oh, my God. Our old apartment.
Claire: I know. I was noodling around on Airbnb a couple of weeks ago and it was just right there listed.
Phil: Unbelievable.
Claire: It's $85 for the night, $6 for our old favorite Arizona fish sticks, which you will smell warming right now $3 for the "Forget Paris" rental.
Phil: Aw, you even found cans of the wine we used to like. You completely nailed it.
Claire: I know. I really did! I did! I did! And it was the first time ever. And [sighs] I really want this feeling to last. Would it be weird if I asked you not to give me your gift until tomorrow?
Phil: You got it.
Claire: Yes!
Phil: In fact, I might, uh I might sneak off and trade this in for something really terrible just to seal your victory.