Phil Quote #1564

Quote from Phil in In Your Head

Phil: [aside to camera] Turns out, Luke had to go to the bathroom. Someone told him it was upstairs, so he walked all the way up to the roof and locked himself out. His phone was dead, and he he lost his voice trying to scream over the street musicians. I was so relieved, I ran up there and gave him a big kiss.
[flashback:]
Phil: Gloria! Hi. We're stuck. Could you pop on up and open the door?
Gloria: [sighs] Dunphy men.

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 ‘In Your Head’ Quotes

Quote from Phil

Phil: I've been putting on a brave face to squash the darkness inside of me, but what if the worst has happened? How will I tell Claire? I won't. I'll have to smother her with a pillow to spare her the pain, but then Jay will have lost a daughter. I'll have to smother him, too. That's two pillows from the same set. It's a pattern. The police are after me!

Quote from Jay

Jay: [aside to camera] Earl Chambers, my former business partner-turned dumbass nemesis, bought the old horizontal wardrobe. For you closet non-pros, that means he died. Then last week, I received this urn and this note. "You know what to do with my ashes. Follow the path." What the hell does that mean?

Quote from Mitchell

Mitchell: I can't believe it's almost gone.
Cameron: Look, you know, I've only ever considered opening that twice once early on election night and then when we thought "La La Land" won Best Picture.
Mitchell: I know. It's been a rough year.