Phil Quote #1533
Quote from Phil in Brushes with Celebrity
Chris Martin: We're gonna get through this together, Phillip.
Phil: I guess I just don't understand why you're here.
Chris Martin: Well, because you really reached me back there, and I realized I got to be more of a regular guy.
Nurse: Mr. Dunphy, I have your... Chris Martin. Wow. I'm a huge fan. Can I get a picture with you?
Chris Martin: No. I want a picture with you.
Modern Family Quotes
‘Brushes with Celebrity’ Quotes
Quote from Luke
Claire: I've read the same chapter eight times, still don't get it.
Luke: Just say, "It holds a mirror up to society." You'll get your "C" and get out of there.
Quote from Jay
Jay: [aside to camera] Being in the closet business, I met a lot of famous people. I can't name names, but let's just say it's someone who's the boss.
Gloria: [gasps] You met Bruce Springsteen?
Jay: No, Tony Danza.
Gloria: Oh, from the TV show? Nah, she was the boss.
Jay: It's open to interpretation.
Quote from Jay
Lawyer: Do you have any experience with law enforcement?
Jay: Big time. I-I don't trust, uh, cops. Also, I despise robbery victims. They're the real criminals for clogging up our court system.
Judge: Nice try, Juror 3.
Jay: What about economic hardship? The last time I missed work, the California closet market collapsed. Some people think that caused the L.A. Riots.