Quote from Jay in Brushes with Celebrity
Lawyer: Do you have any experience with law enforcement? Jay: Big time. I-I don't trust, uh, cops. Also, I despise robbery victims. They're the real criminals for clogging up our court system. Judge: Nice try, Juror 3. Jay: What about economic hardship? The last time I missed work, the California closet market collapsed. Some people think that caused the L.A. Riots.